Riku: ...You see, Sora - This is why Donald and Goofy are not gay for you.
Sora: I want somebody to be gay for me! I want somebody to be gay for Sora...!
*Xemnas(Final) and Saix appear*
Sora: Hey, look Riku. It`s the cow and this berserker-guy.
Xemnas: Cow? How dare--
Riku: Time out!
*Riku turns to audience*
Riku: Boys and girls, do not go with Sora on randonm adventures. You`ll get lost...and die... Do not go with him when he fights heartless, do not go with him to find any lost friends. Just...don`t go with him, okay? `Cause I like all of you, I will tell you why you should not follow this boy. Okay, time in!
Riku: Yeah Sora, let`s go defeat this cow, maybe he can tell us where Kairi is! (to audience) Ou other lost friend...
*Sora jumps into Rikus arms (xD)*
*Sora gets down...hardly*
Sora: Wait, Xemnas? Saix? Didn`t we defeat you guys back in may...march or...(to audience) whenever you guys beat the game...
Riku: I just was having trouble creating the Ultima-wheapon.
Sora: Yeah, I know what you mean, I--
Xemnas: Hey, wait! Can we--can we focus? Can we get back here?
Xemnas: Okay, It may be true that you guys somehow defeat us, but the truth of the matter is: you both cheated.
Saix: You are very...dirty boys.
Sora: Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait! We cheated?
Sora: ... ... ... How?
Xemnas: Let me show you. Saix, you got the document?
Saix: Wait, it must be somewhere.....
Saix: Oh! Here!
Xemnas: Alright! In this document here it simply says that cheating is defined by anything that prevents us from winning.
Sora: You know: Square Enix...and Disney wrote in that actually the good guys win...with cheating.
Xemnas: Did we win?
Xemnas: It`s cheating!
Sora: As I recore in the final battle I got skyscrapers - SKYSCRAPERS!! - thrown at me...how did I cheat?!
Xemnas: Sora, listen here boy. I am the final boss. You know what that means? My power level is infinite. I could pull god out of the sky and throw him at you? It`s totally legal! But you are a fifteen year old boy with a KEY!
Saix: A Keyblade...
Xemnas: Yeah, but it`s still a key. Anyway: Those were 800--800!!!!!--good skyscrapers. Do you have any idea how hard it is to throw a skyscraper at people? And you just cut them off like they`re nothing do you?
Riku: Oh, wait, can`t we just---
*Xemnas and Saix threatening Riku with their wheapons*
Xemnas: Shutting up already? Here, take this."
Riku: Uhhh, Snickers!!
Xemnas: Listen! We have a way to solve this problem...
Xemnas and Saix: Oh, Roxa~~~~~~~~s!
*Roxas comes in with 2 bats and a scroll of paper*
Xemnas: you see everbody roxas here has drown a picture now if you( points to sora) or you (points to riku) happen to know whats on the other side of this picture you guys win, we’ll leave and you guys get to a save place, but if you don’t we win organization wins and our little friend roxas here get to beat a little justice out da ya with his bats.
I will give you a little tip it’s something roxas always thinks about.
*xemnas, siax and roxas break into a laugh and say: no no no*
Xemnas: sorry but you both lose well what do you think roxas
*xemnas grabs sora, saix grabs riku roxas smacks both of them on the butt*
Saix: good shoot there roxas well what was on the other side of that scroll
Roxas: I thought you of all people would know whats on it
*he opens the scroll and on the paper there is a picture of a naked axel*
Roxas: you know now that sora’s gone I get to stay around forever hey and I get to use these(means the two bats in his hands) on axel
*the three of them point to axel and say that one and roxas says ya*
*axel blows a kiss to roxas*
*Xemnas looks onto the bats and reads out aloud*
Xemans: that says hardcore side. Ooh you’re dirty!! Uh I just remembered i.. I really have something to do and I got to do that right now and I’ll leave with these two dead people(means sora nad riku lying on the floor) and axel and I’ll just go
Saix: wow.. wow I got to do that thing with you to.
*both leave the sceen and that’s the end*
Danke nochmal zu lea die den großten teil hier von aufgeschrieben hat und mir das video gezeigt hat und ich höffe euch gefallt das genau so gut wie mir
ganz schon viel arbeit und dabei hab ich am wenigsten gemacht
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it